pwn flakes

waking up in the morning and getting pwned by a cereal.
you bought pwn flakes this morning didn't you!>>!>>!@#$%^&*@
by pwn masta 99 September 22, 2010
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teh pwn

Meaning that one has been totally beaten or proved wrong by another person.
Oh man, Bill totally lost! Jack is teh pwn!
by One Ton Angel March 26, 2003
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Pwn Star

A very talented player who makes it her mission to rape your face in L4D on Dead Center. A team of 1. When you are down by 1200 points in the 3rd round, you can only hope for one girl to join your game. And if you end up losing anyway, guess who's fault it is? Yours. You dumbasses. You can find her on the Steam Community under Pwn Star.
Someone kill Pwn Star!!!!
by pwnosaurus December 12, 2010
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Pwn Star

Dumb broad on the Steam community that likes to use and manipulate dudes because she thinks she's an all that queen. Riding around on her high horse this bitch likes to rage a lot and hold your team down. If seen, you should probably kick her, or face her either yelling at you or trying to seduce you with facts of her smuttiness. Probably has some sort of disease, so if tampered with make sure to wash your genitalia with sandpaper.
Dude my computer got a virus after yelling to Pwn Star for her shitty skills.
by L4D2Dude June 26, 2011
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auto-pwn

Action or words where you end up pwning yourself; the process where this happens.
Unnamed_Player: Are you like staking me or something, you've killed me three times in a row!

Noob: I can't help it, you keep coming all over me. I mean...Urmmmm, never mind!

Unnamed_Player: Haha! auto-pwn!
by evil0verl0rd April 29, 2009
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Omega Pwn

This is the highest level of pwnage you can acheive. This can be done if something is set up so perfectly and executed perfectly, or something that is just too kool and brilliant that saying "pwn" just wont cut it.
Div: M8 i just pwned like 20 MEC's and took out 3 tanks at the same time with a pistol on BF2 and i only had like 1 bar left of health.

Tommy: Lol Omega Pwn!

Div: U KNOW IT!!1!!1!
by DavidDaniels September 16, 2006
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noob the pwns

to pwn so hard, a person is unable to think, speak, or type coherently
noob the pwns (verb) - Screwattack.com noobs the pwns!!!
by DemonLlama July 28, 2008
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