Numpty

No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.

Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough

by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

NUMPTY

The 2003 Pool Champion.

He is a Numpty

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

Numpty

See Bufty

See Bufty

by Dirty Den October 13, 2003

numfah

blue stuff.

after the roller coaster ride, her face was numfah.

by numfah'sbff February 7, 2010

numphlesparigus

a person who is beyond irritating

dude, i hate that human... he's nothing but a numphlesparigus...

by ame teh numph November 28, 2009

numpless

when one labia is significantly larger than the other labia in a vagina. similar to a numpler but for a girl

oh, she has a numpless

by shewhoshallnotbenamed45 December 20, 2010