Molestache

As referenced by famous chef Michael Glennon : A creepy mustache often seen on a man or woman who molests people or things.

That creepy guy in the panel van has a molestache

by Chiquita bonana October 30, 2010

modestina

Modestina is the coolest girl you will meet. Although she has dated many people she is still the most loyal and smart person ever. You can call her Tina though. It makes her feel powerful. You always want a Modestina in your life.

Oh Tina yeah did you know her name was Modestina?!?!

by Pineapple-taco girl April 21, 2019

molestaraphobia

Comes from the Latin word molestare (to bother) is the fear of asking for help/being in debt to others, and would rather lie, or do anything else than be in someone's way.

Person 1: Why is it you keep refusing money from me and saying you're ok?
Person 2: To be honest with you, it's because I have molestaraphobia.

by Ya....no September 8, 2020

Modesta

Modesta is the prettiest female to ever exist

Modesta is pretty

by Certifiedbaddie November 22, 2021

Houl Mates

Term referring to two or more fellows who have shared the same vagina on different ocasions.

You had sex with that bitch Jenna? Eric banged her last week, and Marty fuckd her too. You guys are all houl mates bro... HOUL MATES!

by markbooty February 13, 2009

whore mites

Scabies, body lice, crabs, Any sort of microscopic body parasite obtained by bumping uglies with an infected or "dirty" person

Bob met a fine piece of ass at a bar one night, he goes home with her and her "self care" is less than desirable but he decides a dirty lay is better than no lay so he goes for it. Two weeks later he can't figure out the itchy red bumps everywhere. After many Doctor appointments it is determined that he has Scabies, AKA Whore Mites

by Ridiculous Rose June 29, 2014

toad molester

The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).

That toad molester just took my parking spot!

by William DXII May 18, 2016