midget army

The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.

Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!

Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!

Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.

by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013

Midgenugget

Is a very small person how is very cuddly and often make the lives of people better, And an individual who loves turtles, who makes the lives of people happier and more amazing than they already are.

Girl 1: OMG that midgenugget is soo maybe a bit too obsessed with turtles like she keeps singing midgenugget turtles in disguise.
Girl 2: yeah Ikr but she's such a cuddle individual

by Bæ is real December 4, 2014

Midgette

A female midget or dwarfism afflicted person. Often attractive for fetish purposes.

"Hey man did you see that chick grinding Trevor's shins?"
"Yeah dude, total midgette."

by Vasheir August 28, 2016

midgymer

A single Man that starts going to the gym for the first time when he's in his 40s because he's going through midlife crisis .

Look over there sis , you can tell that guy is definitely a midgymer. what's a midgymer ? You know when guys past 40 years old go through midlife crisis and starting to go to the gym to regain his youth.

by [e-mail] April 21, 2017

midget handy

When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.

Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.

by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017

midget dinner

The proper and scientific name for "fidget spinner" the common misconception came from Chinese off brands

Dan-That's a cool fidget spinner !
Tami- You can't assume.Its my midget dinner!

by .PsEUD0nym- July 18, 2017

midget twister

When a man lays down while a midget sits on his dick and he proceeds to spin her on his dick as to resemble a twister

"Dude I gave Jenny a huge midget twister last night"

by StormRydr1 July 31, 2017