russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

by nick stefanak December 28, 2008

midget fucker

A person that fucks midgets.

1. Whats up you midget fucker?
2. Suck a dick you midget fucker.

by amanda and j-rod April 28, 2005

gay midget dwarf

An alternate moniker for Tom Cruise. Properly abbreviated as GMD.

The gay midget dwarf and Katie Holmes are never going to get married!

by Xenu2001 July 7, 2006

midget toss

think hot potato, except with a midget.

john won the midget toss tournament

by mike oxuje November 22, 2007

midget lover

when someone is obsessed with little people.

Brandan likes to go to small world so he can meet a midget and have hard core sex with them, classifying him as a midget lover.

by BIG person lover February 14, 2009

Midget Minge Muncher

A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.

I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.

by Anarcho-Capitalist February 6, 2010

mider

To annoy or irritate usually through excessive talking but always through being a nuisance. (Liverpool, England)

Quite midering me will ya I'm trying to concentrate.

by Ossian April 10, 2004