Microwave

Person who constantly chats with women but doesn't get any sex from them. Used to refer to them as warming up food (the women) for other people

Man 1: Oh yeah, I've seen him talk to a lot of women, he must be getting a lot of pussy
Man 2: Naaaah he's just a microwave.

by HotChilliIceCubes April 11, 2015

microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.

Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!

by Void Controller October 12, 2015

microteling

The process by which a female gently strokes a males nether region, specifically the grundle area, using her fingertips while cupping the scrotum during fellatio.

I wasn't even hard until she started microteling in which I lost it and blasted off.
My nut almost took her face off with all that microteling we did this weekend.

by dbmystery July 25, 2016

microwave bread

Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.

I can't wait to show Jamal how to microwave bread.

by Jmmmmal May 14, 2016

Microwave

An onomatopoeia

Dan: *Doing a circle motion with finger* Microwave

by DREAMOFSKIESS April 23, 2018

Microwave

Head Chef at Olive Garden

My delicious breadsticks and soup were microwaved to order

by Dontunderstand645 June 4, 2018

MicroSteven

Steven Varvaro has a unrealistically small penis size.

Ayo dat nigga got some MicroSteven

by vladimir58 December 19, 2018