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Mall Grabbers

Those whack-ass fools that walk up and down the mall with their skateboards... but they're holding them by the trucks.

What would posses a chump to do this: poser ass bitch!
"Shit a whole mess o' mall grabbers just rolled up to the shop!!! lock the doors and ruuuunn!!!"
by Driesle and Gwime February 7, 2009
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Ass Mallet

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.
Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.
Chris: What an ass mallet!
by C2Y August 6, 2005
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Mall

A place where teens and preteens go to hang out. It is a great hangout place because the kids will hang out, just like they usually do anywhere else, except here, instead of using electronics the whole time, they will be having genuine fun while walking through the mall, which is also better exercise.
Samantha: Mom, can you take me and my friends to the mall?
Mom: Of course honey, the mall is a great place to hang out with your friends
by Always right March 29, 2015
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Mallibrary

A library inside the mall. Made famous by the Gadsden Public Library located in Gadsden, AL
Hey, let's stop by the mallibrary while we're out shopping!
by GPLROCKS June 20, 2009
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Mall Rock

A sleek subgenre of pop rock prevalent between 1996 and 2001 which incorporates elements of '90s alternative rock as well as a distinctive corporate lyrical influence. Major mall rock acts include Smash Mouth, Barenaked Ladies, Fastball, Third Eye Blind, and "Green Album"-era Weezer. Some of the work of acts from the same era (Ben Folds Five, Cake, Eels) falls under the mall rock genre banner as well. The genre was greatly influenced by the soft and yacht rock scenes of the 1970s, intellectual '80s new wave, and '90s U2.

The scene rose after the decline of grunge in the mid-'90s. Many recording companies wanted to distance themselves with the self-destructive nature of the underground rock scene and favored more corporate-sounding groups. As a means to gain an even larger demographic of listeners, slicker production methods were used - such as the increased inclusion of synthesizers. Much of the music that rose to prominence during this time featured heavy consumeristic themes, and, while some acts used said themes ironically, most others rather promoted them. The music was meant to sound optimistic and hopeful, making it very successful for a good five-year period. Major hits of the era include "All Star" by Smash Mouth, "Islands in the Sun" by Weezer, "You Get What You Give" by New Radicals, "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies, "The Way" by Fastball, and "The Distance" by Cake. The style evaporated after 9/11. No major revivals of the sound have occurred since then.
"Weezer used to be a really good band... that is, until they went total mall rock!"
by Harry Nilsson June 29, 2018
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Mall Cop

A security guard in a private property, such as an office building, mall, hospital, hotel, museum, store, etc. As soon as they greet you, they sometimes say, "Can I help you?"
I got thrown out of the Tucson Mall for a day by mall cops for filming the elevators there because they thought of it as suspicious activity.
by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 5, 2020
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marina mall

A place where people meet up to make-out, have their first kiss & have fun ;)
Hey, wanna go to marina mall on Thursday night?
by Anonymous Weirdo :) January 19, 2020
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