Mexican Wedge

Term given to a sexual act carried out by two consenting geriatrics. During oral sex, the giver places a warm chilli-seasoned potato wedge in his/her mouth and sucks it to lubricate it. The giver then inserts the sodden wedge into their partner's rectal passage through the anus and continues to give said partner oral pleasure. The intention of this act is to cause mildly unpleasant burning sensations in the receiver's intimate areas resulting in an intense orgasm and the subsequent 'mulching' of the inserted wedge by the contracting anus. Ideally, the giver will then obligingly consume the mashed wedge as sign of affection.

In some Middle Eastern cultures, this act is known as 'Hakuni Balal' and is performed by travelling circus troupes to paying audiences.

Edna: How did your date with Derek go last night Elsie?

Elsie: Very well thank you Edna, I gave his bitch ass the mexican wedge of his life!

by ladyhaha10 October 6, 2011

mexican border

non existant fantasy line

person 1 those people were crossing the mexican border
person 2 there's a border?!

by dhzdf October 3, 2005

riding mexican

The act of riding in the bed of a pickup truck due to lack of available seats inside the cab. Favored by rednecks, frat boys, and illegal immigrants.

"There's no room up front, looks like you guys are riding mexican tonight"

by Encyclopedia Leroy Brown June 30, 2009

Mexican Ketchup

Slang term for hot sauce

(Texas Pete, Chipotle Tabasco, Cholula, Tapatio, habanero, etc.)

Guy 1: "Hey homes"

Guy 2: "que pasa mane?"

Guy 1: "Can you pass me the mexican ketchup?, this chipotle is weak"

Guy 2: "no problemo!"

by Nascarluver073 April 28, 2013

Mexican tetris

To "Beaner pack" a car. simply put fit as many people in a car as possible, which usually include turning and bending people to fit in the car much like the very popular game "tetris"

Dude we had to play mexican tetris to fit all those people in the car!

by R.C. Bega May 5, 2008

mexican chilidog

When penetrating the bum of a female using taco bell hot sauce as lubrication.

Brad gave Jennie a big mexican chilidog after finishing his crunch wrap supreme. It was good to go.

by peterbee October 1, 2006

Afro-Mexican

The term Afro-Mexican (Spanish: afro-mexicano) refers to Mexican citizens who are black or of African descent. Afro-Mexicans have historically been majorities in certain communities in Mexico. Although now largely assimilated in the population, they are concentrated mainly in coastal states such as Guerrero, Oaxaca, and Veracruz. there are also Afro-mexicans spread throughout parts of mexico (for example, Arenal, Jalisco is a small town that is heavily Afro-mexican.)

there are several famous Afro-mexicans such as the second president of mexico, Guererro

by NEW....Wave September 27, 2006