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Mexican door bell 

honking your horn to get someone to come out of thier house.
know that lazy person who pulls up to the house across the street and honks thier horn at 7am on a saturday to let someone know they're there. ala the mexican door bell.
Mexican door bell by Spam16v June 22, 2006

mexican cell phone

The horn of a car.
More specifically, the act of parking in front of the house of someone that you are picking up and blasting the horn to let them know you are there.
Implies that you are too cheap/broke to get a real cell phone.
"Dude, man.. Whoever is in front of apartment A needs to lay off his Mexican cell phone. It's 6:30a.m. That shit is annoying!"

mexican jet ski 

In the landscaping business, an indistrial walk behind mower is fitted with a small cart for the operator to stand and ride on, thus making it a "mexican jet ski"
Hector and Carlos were fighting over who got to ride the mexican jet ski today.
mexican jet ski by JAB82 December 29, 2007

mexican hospital 

dude 1: What happened to Steve after the party last night, he was so wasted.

dude 2: Didn't you hear, he woke up in a mexican hospital with one of his kidneys missing.

mexican jetpack 

it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.
Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.

Mexican Omelet 

Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.
"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."