Manstipated

When a woman cannot find a date or hasn't had any relations or contact with men in a long time or her contact with men is always negative, awkward and uncomfortable causing her to stay sedentary in her home for months at a time, eating large quantities of food, gaining weight and then later hating herself.

A woman going through this phase is said to be manstipated.

"Susan, I'm so Manstipated, i haven't had a dick in this cooter for ages now"

by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008

macsterbater

someone who uses their mac to repeadetly masterbate
sometiems using porn, sometimes not

Tom " Ed is such a macsterbater, he jacks off to his mac book pro all the time."

Mike" Yah i went over to his house yesterday and he wasn't even jacking off to any porn

by turmanjidurk May 18, 2010

Manstress

A guy that a guy has on the side without knowledge of his partner.

The senator from Utah who voted against gay rights was disgraced when the press found out about his manstress.

by Shokkdog September 2, 2016

Manstand

To hold your body weight up wit your cock.

not like a cock pushup.

Against a wall..or another dude!

Man this manstand is comfy

by ballsdude October 17, 2008

maestro

the ticket guys on trains.comes from ticket master/meister lets you warn ur friend hes a coming

"dude lets run to the end of the train the maestros coming"

by joejoejoejoejoe July 9, 2007

Mamster

To kiss a dude, then get a girlfriend and keep your virginity untill you get married.

Salsito's first kiss was from Adam, now he has a girl but his keepin his V card, he's such a mamster!

by Angrypaco March 6, 2009

majstor

A bold man who fixes stuff. First, you break something, and then he fixes it.

Non-Majstor: Oh, no, my space shuttle just broke. It won't go any further.
Majstor: I'll fix it in no time! Just relax and have a coffee.
Non-Majstor: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, /gasp/ thank you, thank you......

by dsdm May 25, 2010