Manstand

To hold your body weight up wit your cock.

not like a cock pushup.

Against a wall..or another dude!

Man this manstand is comfy

by ballsdude October 17, 2008

Man Stand

The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.

Ive been doing the Man Stand outside New Look for an hour!

by Adman1020 October 22, 2006

Manstard

Semen (food item play on word)

She enjoys my spicy Manstard...well..not really but...

by Jesse Kane May 31, 2007

Man Stand

The act of balancing yourself only with your dick.

Frank looked like he was going to do some push-ups, but it turned out he was only doing a man stand.

by flooba December 6, 2012

Two man stand

When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.

Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'

Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'

Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'

Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'

by Heckster. November 22, 2009

Man Stand

The act of a male positioning himself in a location to ensure maximum visibility and likelyhood of attracting inviting glances from females of the same species with the ultimate goal of having sexy time, or words to that effect.

Me: Wow this bar is choc-a-bloc with punanny tonight!

Dennis: You said it bro. I'm gonna do a Man Stand next to that gaggle of blondes. LOL

by Peter McBride October 22, 2007

Man Stand

Man standing is similar to Man Spreading. Man Standing is when a man lifts one foot up and places it on an object in front of him (Normally a chair or bench) at about waist height and leaves the other foot on the ground. This gives the image of a man spreading his legs while standing. This is normally done to express dominance over others, usually women. It is also very common for the men to very slightly thrust forward and back while man standing.

"Look at that guy man standing over there!"
"Wow how gross why can't he just stand normally instead we have to see his buldge."

"Fuck me! Why do the guys around me always man stand?"

by Man Stand Mike August 14, 2019