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General Manager

1. one who generally manages to be a fucking retard.

2. one who generally manages to make stupid decisions

3. one who generally manages to be a complete moron.
Ray Poulin is our General Manager at Best Buy.
by torn pantyhose December 9, 2008
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manage a twat

(It's French, bitch) An all lesbian three some, most often preluded by a slumber party, pillow fight, tickle fight, and foxy boxing, respectively.
After a long day at bayside high, lisa, jessy, and kelly settled down and had themselves a relaxing cup of chamomile tea, champagne (or in lisa's case, some kool aid), and a rousing night of manage a twat . Judging by their use of instruments of pleasure, we can assume, on their part, a complete lack of turd-o-phobia!
by John Melidi September 8, 2006
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Carlson School of Management

A second-tier business school at the University of Minnesota where second-tier douchebags acts as if a 28 score on their ACTs and a B+ in their joke of a Marketing class makes them special. Graduates work in second-tier positions in second-tier companies and uses bullshit words, such as "leverage" or "collateral", to hide the fact that they're not as smart as they think they are.
John, that douchebag over there, graduated from the Carlson School of Management.

I should have known, he was using bullshit words like "collateral" during the 1 o'clock meeting today. Nobody knew what the fuck that asshole was talking about.
by Kevin Phong December 25, 2009
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'Manged

Banning from social events and gatherings because of a racially prejudiced view, and denouncement by your piers. Defined by user KoolMang from ubersite.com being banned for being prejudiced towards pretty much everyone.
Dude, you keep sprouin' that anti-semitic bull, you'll get 'Manged.
by DeathJester October 22, 2004
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Wealth Management Sales

n. A selection of esoteric indiviudals that spend their time comtemplating selling various form of structured products whilst not actually selling any.
I am going to Tibet to seek out the monks, the lamas, and Wealth Management Sales.
by Doodey E July 30, 2004
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managerized

When a manager's managing manages to set you back, sometimes to square one.
I was managerized today when my manager came by and erased my design on the whiteboard and replaced it with a picture of a formula that included a dog and chocolate cake.
by Jim W. December 12, 2008
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mercedes manager

A manager or owner who defines themselves by flaunting items such as material possessions, botox injections and attempts at wearing fashionable business-wear.

These individuals are typically the worst to work for, care little for others and all in all believe the world revolves around them. On top of that they'll generally prove to be an idiot who's only good is exploiting others and taking their credit.
Can you believe Wendie today? She pulls up an hour late in her SL550 and yells at me for not answering an email she sent to me at midnight! Truly a bitch of a Mercedes Manager
by TestForSpeed January 13, 2009
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