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Mullet Mobile

Generally American pony cars from the mid 1970's through the mid 1990's. Cheap, v8, rear wheel drive, and semi-sporty suspension. However, any cheap and quick car driven by white trash can be considered as such. Often seen accompanied by pick up trucks with large tires and dog boxes. Can also be found rotting on cynder blocks with the transmission hung in a near by tree. Most useful for compensating for small mullet size and attracting pregnant smoking women.
Mullet Mobiles are fun to drive, but I just feel the tobbaco spit oozing out of my skin.
by gammaradiation June 3, 2010
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Mallett

Short for kick ass, party hardy, coolest ppl in the world. Only a select few individuals are blessed with this at birth. It is a tremindous responsibility, but the chosen ones pull it off remarkably!!
She is soooo Mallett!!! (awesome as fuck)
by djzchick4twanky August 20, 2008
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cunt mullet

A term describing an unkempt female pubis.
Heather was a girl with a glorious mane of red hair, but I always wondered if the carpets matched the drapes. Imagine my satisfaction when she removed her panties to reveal a bright orange cunt mullet.
by Enrique Suarez September 5, 2008
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Mallternative

Similar to mall-core. As a person: One generally in high school who frequents such stores as Hot Topic, revelling in their alt.life and thinking they're so alternative when they are simply doing the same thing that most other kids across the country are doing.

As a concept: Something that is trying to hard to be cutting edge and hip and cool but is about as edgy and cool as a warm bowl of oatmeal. "alt" for the masses.
by Banana Lee Fishbones May 6, 2004
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mullet

A hairstyle: the front is cut trim, but the back is left long and wild.

Can only be pulled off by people with the confidence to be anachronistic. It keeps the hair out of your eyes, but you can still head-bang and enjoy the freedom of long hair.

It's fucking awesome. I don't even care if you fags (see: sp) don't like it, or if you ignorantly associate it with "rednecks," because I'm gonna wear my hair the way I want to.
Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World had a mullet. He was a cool guy.
by hiddenattacker November 26, 2009
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ass mullet

A long group of hair protraying a mullet that is protruding from ones ass
Chris is a poop stabber who likes it when his men have ass mullets
by byrd June 16, 2004
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Mullet Fish

A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death
Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea
by Toby.H May 4, 2017
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