Sean Macconnell

THE SCENE KING

Sean Macconnell has long hair, straightened, skinny jeans, piercings, tattoos, and smoking cigs. king of scene kids from spotswood NJ.

by sean macconnell October 16, 2011

Malcolm

The best boyfriend in the whole world. Future husband, and soul mate. He loves his girlfriend with all of his heart and she loves him the same way. He reminds her that shes beautiful and always tells her he loves her. He is kind, athletic, caring, loving, handsome, sexy, and the best guy a girl could ever wish for.

Malcolm: You are so beautiful.
Girl: Awwww you're so sweet.
Malcolm: I love you so much.
Girl: I love you too!

by Malcolmlover<3 January 24, 2010

The Mighty Malcolm

When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.

Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?

by blumpkin27 October 30, 2011

Macopoly

The Apple abusive monopoly over its users who don't want to suffer the even worse fate of Microsoft products.

PC User: Why do you submit to the macopoly when you could just get a PC that cost less and is more compatible with more software.

Macuser: Cause I don't have time to fuck with it. I just want something that works.

by dumbdowner September 14, 2009

Macochist

A person who buys a Mac computer with previous knowledge of their performance.

Meredith: I so hate this new laptop I bought.
Chuck: What'd you do, buy a Mac?
Meredith: Um...maaayyyybeeee....
Chuck: You macochist!

by dangzitjim5723 June 28, 2011

madcock

A hairy man with a massive raging penis. Not to be messed around with due to the fact of how many pull ups and push ups he can due

Hey madcock!

by Sirblackhand November 1, 2017

Macomb

Macomb, is an inside joke made up by Alva and Bella after watching the movie “ After” for the 3rd time. Macomb can mean “lol” but it can also mean absolutely nothing.

Everything is better with more hands
MACOMB!
Kuk kuk kuk
I’ll block you

Not if I block you first

by berkan May 22, 2019