Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted Osama Bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 28, 2019
Get the delusional lying sack of shitmug. A situation in which someone is pretending to be on the phone for the purpose of trying to look like they talk to people other than their mother or because they want to avoid having to talk to people they recognise in the surrounding area. Near enough always done by males, who want others to believe they're desired by many ladies when in fact they would probably die if a pretty girl approached them.
David: Kyle's over there, shout him and ask him if he has done the homework set by Rogers
Pete: Nah man he's on his phone to one of his people, might be a girl
David: Dude, he got rejected by the ugliest girl in school and everyone despises his snitching ass, he's clearly lying to his phone.
Pete: Nah man he's on his phone to one of his people, might be a girl
David: Dude, he got rejected by the ugliest girl in school and everyone despises his snitching ass, he's clearly lying to his phone.
by damos92 April 20, 2011
Get the Lying to his phonemug. A position in which a girl cheats on her boyfriend on the chest of another.
We can use this word to save a non-binding relationship.
We can use this word to save a non-binding relationship.
Don't worry, it was just friendly victims in a lying position.
My girl gives friendly victims in a lying position with her friend.
My girl gives friendly victims in a lying position with her friend.
by mommiesmilker December 22, 2021
Get the friendly victims in a lying positionmug. Random person : Hey Mike, want to come over and play some DDR ?
Mike : No, thats Highly Un-Mike-ly, and that just sounds flat out lame.
Mike : No, thats Highly Un-Mike-ly, and that just sounds flat out lame.
by Rauchy Rauch March 28, 2008
Get the Highly un-Mike-lymug. "Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Camembert-ly Legal Burger, it comes with camembert cheese!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Get the Camembert-ly Legal Burgermug. A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.
Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."
Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.
Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.
by KY Dude February 25, 2019
Get the If I'm lying, I'm dyingmug. “i stg i don’t like Corina! she ain’t even my type, bruh.” “you lying out yo neck you know damn well u like ha.”
by asaptinyy October 17, 2019
Get the lying out yo neckmug.