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Langer

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.
Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer
by LargeHunk February 3, 2019
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Loggera

LOGGERA is another word for nigger
"Kevin is a fucking loggera
by Y here's a manin October 18, 2021
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Crap-Lagged

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.
Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.
by Liberate March 15, 2009
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The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.
"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."
by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009
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three legger

Guys with a kind, sincere approach towards your girlfriend who always seem to or try to hang out around / with your girlfriend. Your girl thinks they're good friends and gets along well with them but you know for fact that all they want is to be there to take the opportunity and move in on her with their good friend 'disguise' in case you and your girl ever went sour.
Your friend: Hey man, who all is coming to your girl B-day party?
You: I don't really care, as long as Mike doesn't show up.
Your friend: Oh that three legger, huh? Is he still trying man?
You: Unfortunately yes. I tried to tell her about what he's really upto but she goes on and on about that friend bull.
Your friend: Sorry to hear that man.
by Karma1 June 18, 2009
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Derpy Logger

A person who is passing a logger, and due to the extreme pain, and has an expression that is funny as hell, until that person is you!
Dude 1: Oh sh*t, I've got a logger!
*Dude 1 makes a weird expression*
Dude 2: Hahahahaha, you're a derpy logger!... OH SH*T!!!
I'M A DERPY LOGGER NOW!
by FlipD3RP December 2, 2011
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Rice lager

Noun;
When you get an Asian lady to jerk you off with chopsticks and while you're cumming she throws rice in you're face.
She gave me a rice lager, and now we're having sushi for dinner.
by EnglishFacts November 20, 2017
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