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can you stop shaking the ladder

I will never forget my grandfather's last words.
can you stop shaking the ladder?
by i4ba6g4rigt February 27, 2024
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flying ladder

When a man with a Jacob’s ladder piercing stands on a bed and another person assumes the position of face down ass up on the floor, the man jumps off the bed and flys into the other person.
Hey Jamie I tried the Flying Ladder last night, I almost broke my dick but it was totally worth it.
by Rumpleforeskim September 28, 2022
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pork ladder

Giving consecutive hand jobs to rows of men facing each other.
I really need to wash my face, i just climbed the pork ladder.
by laurenjizzle September 23, 2011
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Infinite Resistor Ladder

A ladder circuit that is infinitely long with infinite square with resistors on each side of the squares
Person 1: I've invented a new sport: Nerd Sniping.

Person 2: How do you play?
Person 1: Watch. HEY WhATS THE R EQ OF A INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER WITH ALL VALUES OF R-
Person 3 *stops walking across the street*: uh you can start by hmmmmmm--
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM SKRRR SKRAMMMMMMMM
Person 1: That was two points for me. Physicists are 2 points, mathematicians are 3 points.
Person 2: I will have no part in this.
by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 7, 2025
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Infinite Resistor Ladder

Infinitely long ladder shaped circuit with resistors on every line.

Resistor each have a value of R
The R eq = R (1 + sqrt3)
Person 1: There's a type of brain that's easily disabled if you show it an interesting problem.
Person 1: This has led me to invent a new sport called nerd sniping.
Person 1 to Person 3 walking across the street: HEYYYYYYYYYY HOW DO YOU FIND THE R eq of a INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER
Person 3 *stops walking*: hmmm so you can start by saying -
Person 2: VROOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Person 3 dies.
by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 7, 2025
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Stupid On A Ladder

For when calling something "stupid" simply isn't enough. Stupid on a ladder means that someone or something is incredibly stupid, has an elevated level of stupidity, or is stupid on a lot of levels.
Watching five-minute crafts
Person 1: Why did she need to ruin a perfectly good fork??
Person 2: And wouldn't that just melt the fork? Especially if it's made of something flimsy!
Person 1: And even the end product is ugly! How is this a hack!?
Person 2: I don't know, man. This is stupid on a ladder.
by Lungsnatcher404 April 3, 2023
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Ladder Breeze

LADDER BREEZE (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness. This creates possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.
EXAMPLE OF USAGE - A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HEKA~HANNAH~STONED~GODDESS~ December 6, 2023
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