An individual who usually lacks insight, motivation and I.Q.. Although they usually are docile london cigarettes, accumulating a very curious hatred towards them for their nature of helplessly being rusty trombones giving dutch bagels is almost second nature.
Coming out of the closet is one of the biggest feats most of them must achieve unless they wanna give slack-jawed blowjobs to everyone and lie about liking it for the rest of their lives. This usually ending in that, as well as a false sense of superiority.
They are hoped to be believed to be extinct. Thoughts of a strong sense of "in one ear and out the other" mentality are advisably often applied.
Coming out of the closet is one of the biggest feats most of them must achieve unless they wanna give slack-jawed blowjobs to everyone and lie about liking it for the rest of their lives. This usually ending in that, as well as a false sense of superiority.
They are hoped to be believed to be extinct. Thoughts of a strong sense of "in one ear and out the other" mentality are advisably often applied.
Guy 1: Oh god, *sigh* here comes a Kalle dude...
Guy 2: Aww fuck, just ignore it and it'll go away. Besides, if I have to hear it yap that broken record shit anymore I swear...
Guy 1: Get used to it man, it's never gonna change. It has waaay too many issues, like with that undeserved sense of accomplishment and that preschool Annie Oakley "Anything you can do, I can do better" bullshit.
Guy 2: Aww fuck, just ignore it and it'll go away. Besides, if I have to hear it yap that broken record shit anymore I swear...
Guy 1: Get used to it man, it's never gonna change. It has waaay too many issues, like with that undeserved sense of accomplishment and that preschool Annie Oakley "Anything you can do, I can do better" bullshit.
by Unknown 247 February 8, 2009
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Has dated numerous children and is wanted in all 50 states, be warned.
Has dated numerous children and is wanted in all 50 states, be warned.
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by Thebaberater January 2, 2012
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Jon: DUDE! I totally had a Kalli yesterday.
Sam: HELLz NAH man! I wish I had one!
Jon: NO! She was hella emotional and psychotic!
Sam: HELLz NAH man! I wish I had one!
Jon: NO! She was hella emotional and psychotic!
by mathclassmrB May 25, 2010
Get the Kalli mug.Adj.: Characteristic of a not too JAP-ie girl from South Florida.
N.: This girl I know who sometimes smokes the m.j. until she is silly, gets lost driving, and ends up in another state.
N.: This girl I know who sometimes smokes the m.j. until she is silly, gets lost driving, and ends up in another state.
Adj.: Being concerned with her appearance some days more than others, I'd say she is quite "kalli."
N.: Kalli studies too much sometimes and takes a drive with m.j.
N.: Kalli studies too much sometimes and takes a drive with m.j.
by Xtremeg July 27, 2004
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Get the Kallen mug.A phrase or statement that you say out of the blue. Can also be variated into malla halla kalla, halla kalla malla, and so on!
by Ben December 21, 2004
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