fat knacker

someone who is so fucking fat they can't see their feet, walking from the sofa to the fridge is enough to knacker them out

holy fucking christ look at the size of that fat knacker going to mcdonalds, we'd better order first or there will be nothing left.

by Big man March 13, 2003

nick knack

A United States 5 dollar ($) Federal Reserve Note. This tender piece of paper exposes the abnormally large head and ear of Abraham Lincoln our 16th president of the U.S. 1861-65.

Play me in darts and lets gamble a nick knack on it.

by MattMcC June 29, 2007

Knocka

The most beatiful, awesome, intelligent girl in the world. Also known as Anneke. Even though she smells....like cat food...but at least cats like her.

"Where's my KNOCKA???"
"I love Knocka because she kicks ass"
"Knocka is the love of my life...I love you Knocka!"

by Sam and Katie aka Knocka lovers November 18, 2004

rusty knacker

The name given to any public house that is called The Golden Ball

Are you coming down Rusty Knacker for a few pints

by mr smith March 8, 2005

knick knack shite

Any item given to you by either a mother, grandmother or crazy old aunt that is meant for public display. Usually small in nature and MADE IN CHINA.
Said item may or may not:
1. light up
2. glow in the dark
3. be in the shape of an animal
4. be covered in fur or metallic paint
5. be at home sitting on a doily
6. be highly breakable
7. be indestructible
8. be extremely useless and ugly

A light up plastic church that changes colour over time is knick knack shite.

by Skoogle December 23, 2008

Boot Knocka

Something of the highest possible quality. However, it is often used by insane people in Washington D.C trying to sell warm water for $5 a bottle.

Yo man,fuck Evian; this shit be the boot knocka.

by Crazy Dick January 31, 2003

Krackalackkin'

What's goin on. Tha shit. What's up in the hood.

random guy1: Yo, what's krackalackkin'?
random guy 2: shit dog.
random guy1: aight, I's finna drop a bone in dis bitch?
random guy2 What the fuck's a bone you crazy nigga?
random guy1: shit joe, i don't know!

by MeowMixer October 5, 2004