Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 18, 2018

Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!

James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

Jerkie

A person that reflect woman

Malthe is such a jerkie

by a very cool and legendary pers October 31, 2021

Sun Jerky

Naturally mummified strips of human flesh, especially the labia.

Karen passed away while sunbathing in the nude.

Now that bitch's pussy is some Sun Jerky.

by Q-Tippy October 27, 2018

Cock jerky

Slang for old man dick

That wrinkled dick is cock jerky

by Clitcruncher75 July 20, 2017

Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

Jerky Hole

A whole in which one collects Jerky

After I murdered my classroom and shoved them into my JerkHole, I went to my Jerky Hole and had a light snack

by Ishnula January 31, 2018