jerk it out 

A song by The Caesars on the new ipod shuffle commercial.

I just downloaded jerk it out onto my ipod.

jerk it out by Mana May 13, 2005

Jerk from memory 

To jerk off (masturbate) to images from your memory instead of watching anything (ex: porn) to get you off.

Joe: Yesterday was horrible, dude!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!

Jerk from memory by haz-devil July 20, 2010

jerk off bracelet 

Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.

Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"

jerk off bracelet by kopask January 22, 2015

jerk du soleil 

To masturbate in an acrobatic or otherwise unnatural position.

In a fascinating display of jerk du soleil, Ryan used yoga to bring his leg up behind his head while standing on one foot as he jerked off his dick with one hand and thumbed his anus with the other hand.

jerk du soleil by Douchey Couture June 9, 2016

Jerk Jail January 

For the guys who failed No Nut November and want a chance at redemption. Once it hits 12:00am on New Years day you can't nut again till 12:00am Feb 1st. No free passes, the same rules apply as No Nut November. All failure in nutting will result in being sent to jail for life

James failed No Nut November so he gotta do Jerk Jail January

Jerk Jail January by Cqueso December 18, 2019

Jerk Perc 

di rasshole percosets with the jerk sauce

Yo are you going to island style to get a Jerk Perc?

Jerk Perc by Himmy Marley July 3, 2023

jerk factory 

place where a jerk is produced, put through riggerous asshole testing and once certified, sent out into society

slow drivers are probably from a jerk factory

jerk factory by big d May 1, 2004