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Heather is honestly the smartest person you'll ever meet. Sometimes it feels like she's hiding something from you but she is. She's just not ready to tell anybody because she doesn't want to get anybody else involved. Heather is afraid of hurting anyone else and that's what makes her so fucking sweet. Even though she may bring this bad ass confident popular girl vibe, she's secretly just a lonely person that wants to be loved. She is NOT ready for commitments and it's heart breaking to hear those words come from her. And yet she's awesome and so funny! Everyone likes her. Some even MORE THAN LIKE... She is very popular and especially with the boys. It's funny how she gets so scared so easily because it only makes the boys want her more. She has beautiful dark brown hair with gorgeous GORGEOUS ocean blue eyes. Heather is going to be a smart ass lawyer one day and if you're the one to break her heart, then she will NOT stop until you're broken.
Dude 1: hey have you seen heather? You're so lucky you're her friend! She's smoking hottttt!!!!!
Dude 2: yeah yeah whatever. But I feel like she's hiding something from me... It's almost as if she's hiding her pain through her smile.

Dude 1: no way! Anybody who looks like that and has the brain of hers is SURE to be FINE!!!
Dude 2: *sees heather smiling but all he sees is a girl with pain* um I'm not so sure about that anymore...
by Best friend of a Heather October 20, 2018
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Heathen

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A being of pure debauchery and degeneracy, who two-times his waifus and would sell his soul for anime tiddie
Austin, the most famous heathen of them all, threw away Kaguya Luna to get some Tifa.
by Guard Convoy May 2, 2020
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Heather Bogard

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The best girlfriend soon to be wife in the world.
by wrt916 February 26, 2011
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Heather

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A heather is a pretty kind girl. Usually mousy, but more on the blonde side. They are smart and caring for others.
My mother will be so pleased i bought a Heather home.
by Abz_bings January 1, 2017
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When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.
I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex
by fannyexpert23 August 8, 2016
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Heather

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3 mean girls from the best musical ever.go watch it now, if you haven't already
-one dies
-ones a bitch
-one is a cinnamon roll
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Heather Maxwell

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Heather Maxwell is a person who gets hornt sitting down but is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She won’t wait for anything a week after you start dating she will want to have sex. They are into black males and males with brown hair and brown eyes blondes don’t do it for them
Heather Maxwell definitely is the one for me
by Quests February 22, 2018
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