Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.

You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!

by Asshole862 November 14, 2011

grocerys

Booty eating

U gotta eat th booty like grocerys

by Ur welcome your the defs May 15, 2018

groceries

A bag with different things in it. As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.

"I went to the store for groceries, but since it's just 'a bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it."

by animaltrainer78 April 3, 2025

Grocery Gambling

The act of hitting rock bottom so that all one can gamble away are necessities.
Ex. Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gamble to try get out of debt.

Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gambling to try get out of debt.

by Jebidiah Prentinio February 19, 2015

grocery store phone

the phone your mom gets at the grocery store. probably runs on android.

"Yeah, my mom got me one of those grocery store phones for Christmas."

by AugustineIsHere December 8, 2021