"Granola Sex" N. 1. Sexual intercourse between two hippies. 2. Sexual Intercourse wherein the participants haven't shaved, showered, plucked, worn perfume/cologn/make-up, or deodorant. 3. Sexual Intercourse that takes place in nature, away from civilization (i.e. forests, mountains, fields, meadows, etc.)
Jack: (Seductively) hey, I just realized...we're camping and neither of us has had a shower in like, 6 days.
Jane: (Arches eyebrow)
(later, post-coital in the middle of the nature hike)
Jane: (Heavily breathing) Wow...that was the most amazing Granola Sex ever!
Jack: You are an animal!
Jane: (Arches eyebrow)
(later, post-coital in the middle of the nature hike)
Jane: (Heavily breathing) Wow...that was the most amazing Granola Sex ever!
Jack: You are an animal!
by Ecogreengirl January 9, 2008
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Joe: So where are you going for Spring Break?
Sam: Well Genovia looks like a nice place to go
Joe: That's not a real place...FOO!!
Sam: Well Genovia looks like a nice place to go
Joe: That's not a real place...FOO!!
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Masturbation. Simply put, people who debate abortion say killing the undeveloped fetus is genocide. However, billions of lives are lost each day to male masturbation.
Its a shame Timmy #352894 didn't make it. Maybe Timmy #352895 will. Oh, he was lost in that same batch? Must be genocide.
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Credit to Debaser for this analogy.
by fagmuffin February 24, 2005
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Prof: Well, what underlying themes do you think are in Pound's poem?
Granola Kid: I think that this one single line stands for the political outrage at the time, and also the feminist view during that time. By the way, did you notice my purple hair weaved into dreads. It stands for my femininity, and also I was so high the other day I thought it would be a good idea.
Granola Kid: I think that this one single line stands for the political outrage at the time, and also the feminist view during that time. By the way, did you notice my purple hair weaved into dreads. It stands for my femininity, and also I was so high the other day I thought it would be a good idea.
by West of Kanye February 18, 2009
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Granola Gangstas are people who are part of an environmentalist group that takes the cause to extremes.
Bubba: " Man did you see what those Greenpeace people did to them Nazca lines?"
Joe: "Hellz yea yo! Them fools are some straight up Granola Gangstas!"
Joe: "Hellz yea yo! Them fools are some straight up Granola Gangstas!"
by amos quito2 December 14, 2014
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