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Alaskan Salmon Grabber

A sex game involving a male and a female(s) in which the male(s) need(s) an erection in order to participate. Both parties need to apply a vast amount of lubricant, the male on his penis and the female on her hands. (Paws)

Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.

The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.

The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.

The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."
"Oh my god! Andreas' Salmon got destroyed by Le Shawna in that game of Alaskan Salmon Grabber!
by F.T Salmon Master August 25, 2010
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gabby

the name of the most amazing person ever! she is shy when you meet her but has a wild side later and when she gets hyper on coffee then you cannot keep her still! she is a good listener and seems to have tips for everything. Gabby also a smart person and has an artistic side! she always can help you in class and help you study.
Wow that Gabby is Crazy
Yeah But I love her anyway!
by ninjadrewzers:) January 2, 2011
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pussy-grabber

A self-confessed sex offender; a man who gropes, kisses, or touches female genitals and other body parts without consent and then brags about it.

A pussy-grabber deludes himself into thinking his groping is welcome by 'any woman' due to his status (such as wealth, power, or fame) and that even women who are married should submit to his sexual advances.
A few quotes from a pussy-grabber ~

"I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait."

"When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything...grab them by the pussy...anything."

"I moved on her and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married."
by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016
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Gabby

Funny and awesome girl who loves to play Call of Duty and other video games. Hot and everyone wishes they could have her, she's nice but feisty sometimes and slightly dumb.
"Damn I wish I had Gabby..."
by Blob734 March 18, 2014
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grabber

Chest pain caused by heart disease marked by the death or damage of heart muscle due to insufficient blood supply to the heart.
Jim drank, smoked, and ate bacon every day, now he's dead from a grabber.
by Mark683 November 16, 2006
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grabbing ankle

A term used when describing;
A. Being bent over for capitol punishment.
B. Assuming the position for Prison rape.
C. While sitting on the john, bending down and gripping your ankles in attemp to push harder and also to cope with the pain.
Guy1. Dude what's up with those hand prints on your ankles, that looks really painful!

Guy2. I was grabbing ankle last night
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009
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Gabbie

Gabbie- a nice girl free of gayness and disturbing qualities. A girl who enjoys being clean and showering, as apposed to a skank.
Gabbie is the bomb diggity, she showers frequently and enjoys it thouroughly.
by POTIS July 8, 2004
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