grabbity 

the law of being able to take anything within ur reach....the right of grabbing and keeping

Biff: WTF! thats my frostie!!! wats rong w/ u?

Vinny: law of grabbity dude...deal with it

grabbity by :pd: o yea June 18, 2008

Grabbity 

Magical pseudo force that "grabs" objects with low mass, and pulls them toward objects with a greater mass.

Formerly known as gravity , redefined to more appropriately describe this unproven phenomenon .

I wish I could fly like an eagle , but grabbity is constantly grabbing me to the exterior of the wet , spinning, space pear rock earth .

Grabbity by Plainsightnews June 27, 2018

Grabbity 

Mispronunciation of gravity. Uttered by brainlet Flat Earthers who think they’re clever for saying this cringy shit.

Grabbity keeps us from falling off the earth but birds can fly and clouds are in the air?!? Do you even science bro?

Grabbity by BilgeBuddy November 18, 2018

Grabbity 

The gravitational force that is exerted by a partier towards the whippit can (nitrous oxide dispenser) as it is passed amongst other participants. This force is often much stronger in women than in men.

Patricia used her grabbity when Mike took too long to do his whippit...

Grabbity by Sinister JZ October 6, 2019

grabity 

A natural force that causes one creature to grab or grope another.

Overcome by the force of grabity, Bottom sank his claws into the bunny’s flesh.

“I would not,” he explained to the bunny, “invade your personal space in this way, were it not for the force of grabity.”

grabity by Bottom Ford April 19, 2010

Grabity 

When you want to grab something in a sexy times type of way😏

I want to grabity the titties😏😏

Grabity by @therealmookentooken October 9, 2020

flabbity gabbity

A phrase to express extreme anger or acknowledge an unfortunate circumstance.

Flabbity gabbity, I missed another long shot in pool.

flabbity gabbity by fuball63 April 2, 2015