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like a glove

What you say when something fits, goes together, matches, etc., perfectly. Used this way because the fingers on a glove are individually wrapped, which is why we don't say like a mitten.
by fizzle April 10, 2004
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Voltaire's Angry Glove

A cattle insemination glove rolled in super glue, pieces of glass, and rock salt. Used for anal fisting.
"Timothy, could you fetch Voltaire's Angry Glove? The gimp is misbehaving."
by Jrock LoCash November 21, 2007
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glove

When you get a handjob from a hospital nurse
That bitch at the hospital gave me some good glove last night bro
by Narx January 25, 2020
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wet glove

A coating of vaginal secretions upon the digits of pleasure.
Digits: Hey man were coated with lady goo.
Vagina: Yeah, cause you gave me repeated beatings and I had to spit all over you.

(This situation created wet glove)
by ty187 August 6, 2006
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iron glove

A very rough hand job; one where there is no lubrication, and the up-and-down motion and rubbing causes intense friction. Like the traditional 'indian sunburn' on one's arm, the iron glove provides a similar burning feeling. Can be used as both an adjective and a verb.
1) Dan limped around on Saturday, because he received an iron glove from Sarah the night before.

2) Tim: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with Carmen last night.

Stan: I did dude, but I totally regret it...that bitch was so bad at handling dick- she iron gloved me.

Tim: Oh man...I'm sorry. I'll get you some ice.
by katieandedsfilthyfilms July 11, 2010
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rusty glove

a condom that has been used in the anus
After a session with Ernie, Bert threw away his rusty glove.
by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007
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Gold Glove

A awards given to the best defensive baseball players in their respective positions.
Are these stuff made of gold?
by some dude July 29, 2004
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