glarf

Noun; a mental deficiency such as the inability to retain a certain piece of information. For example the name of a certain person.

A man said to his wife: "You're brother-in-law's first name is a glarf to me, I know that you have told me a thousand times but I just can't retain it."

by Charlie A November 9, 2008

GLarfypoo

South Georgian origin; (n) excretion from any degree or variation of poultry or platypus. See also Officer_shamrock

Officer_shamrock is a glarfypoo.

by Apzero September 12, 2004

Garp

A ONE of a Kind Garp. Is Tall Stunning to look at Cute As Ever, So Irrisistable.. in every way. No matter what the garp did to make me mad ill always and still love him all the more. Hes Always Polite. His Skin is soft. and his legs are hairy abit but i love him and everything bout him He Knows how to make you laugh Really....Very Sexy And A Good Charmer. he Knows how to make you smile so simple when upset or what to do at the rite times someone i couldnt live without now that i know him and have him i never wanna lose this garp lolno Matter WHAT . never lose him Always kind caring, giving to another. think of others first , generous. always there willing to help. very handy with alwmost everything smart as can be.. Can tend to get carried away at times . and doesnt think much before speaking but does also talk very well. great communication skills very dependable. someone to never forget and to always rememeber ... you just gotta love garp!!!. He'd always be there for you.! he'll be the shoulder to cry on and the person to comfert you~!.. Hes totally unforgettable never off yur mind once hes in it.! .. = The greatest and more apprecitated Then even even if he doesnt get told hes loved or thankful for everyday... =

Garp is Such A Great Person.!

I'll Never Forget That Garp Ever.!!!

You'll Have To Love garp hes the best,. .

Hes So Stunning.~~!!!!!

Garps So Sexy and handsome.!!!

by Damagedroses4lyfe. July 7, 2010

glappy

due to my speech impediment i slurred glad and happy together

i was so glappy when the ice cream man gave out free drumsticks

by Amykins7 April 18, 2008

glark

1. To express disappointment, disgust, or annoyance of an event.

2. An interjection to reply in modesty and slight embarrassment.

1. "Oh glark!" Dave said when he missed the football that was tossed to him.

2. Sarah: "Your dress is really cute Tracy!"

Tracy: "Oh glark!"

by scammer dude May 11, 2011

Glamping

Congrats on trying to broaden your slang knowledge, while you’re at it don’t forget to check your freaking watos Ryan

Camping glamourously is glamping nerd

by Keeeekdasneak June 14, 2018

Glarphing

An indescribable feeling.
OR
Feeling useless or like your life is going nowhere.

I'm totally glarphing right now.
Yeah man, senior year will do that to you.

by Toxiclaughter October 7, 2016