Girth Control

A woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.

It looks like Kirstie Alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia; she must be on girth control.

by octopus-5 January 25, 2010

Girth Girl

fuck boy female equivalent

Big Titty Bertha stroked her chin, bit her lip, and whispered
“Fuuuuck”
Felipe jogged over to the hottie and shouted, “damn, you’re one girth girl.”

by xashpash February 20, 2021

Girth Purse

A girth purse is a vagina with abnormally large lips or clitoris making it difficult for penetration because of the swollen mass of flesh engulfing male genatalia...and is also where YOUR money is going into.

Stacy almost ripped my penis right off with her girth purse!

by m1dnite October 2, 2009

The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004

garthy

Something that is not boss.

Bro, that shirt is like hella garthy.

by I AM AN FBI AGENT! April 14, 2006

girth monkeys

the person who rides girth like a horney chimp

get of me you fuckin girth monkey

by Phill Stone January 16, 2004

Girther

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) did not send a lewd photo of his underoos to a woman that is not his wife via Twitter. May also refer to conspiracy theorist who debate whether the photo is of Rep. Weiner's "long form" or "short form".

Yea, FireDog007 at Kos totally smacked down those Girthers. He said that the picture was not Rep. Weiner because his name is Rep. Weiner ergo his family is known for size of same and the picture is obviously nothing to name your family after ipso facto it is not Rep. Weiner.

by Harvey Ploughjogger November 7, 2011