Future Killer

n. - A person who has in his/her possession incriminating pics or video of another. This person now has the power to kill your future (jobs, promotions, significant others).

1. Billy Bob: Dang Jethro, Earl is showin' everybody that picture of you with that sheep at the last company picnic - aint no way yur gitten that promotion to janitor now!

Jethro: Yeah, Earl sure is a future killer.

2. Monique: Hey Kathleen, did you know somebody took a picture of you with your dog and is posting it all over school?

Kathleen: I know, I have to find out who the future killer is before that pic hits the internet!

by Macnanimous February 16, 2010

Future butterfly

Your not high now but your going to get high and be a butterfly.

Future butterfly going to spend the day higher then high-Elliott Smith

by Kiggy May 28, 2018

from the future

Another to say, "That's how I roll."

Dude?!? Did you really have to punch him in the face?!"
"Sorry, Kevin. I'm from the future."

by sierrasfromthefuture June 7, 2009

future boy

any aged male who is sexually into males. he can either be bisexual/transexual/all gay/ ecetera to be called a future boy

when my guy friend came out of the closet i told him "yay be gay now future boy." Now he sleeps with guys almost every weekend and supports gays by going to the gay parade each year

by raspberry 411 March 19, 2008

Future Poo

A plop which the anus seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!!

"Oh boy, i just had a future poo before you arrived! Didn't even have to use any bog roll!!!"

by K-One2007 December 1, 2007

Back to the Future

After coaxing your partner and getting them quite horny, ask him/her if them want to fuck. If he/she says yes, proceed to hit 'em very hard once in the head to knock them unconscious. Now fuck 'em hard. After he/she regains consciousness, ask them again if they want to fuck. Repeat until the answer is "no"

Last night I pulled a Back to the Future on Lisa and fucked her 3 times before she turned me down.

by The L Man August 15, 2007

Future Fucker

The fucker of the future.

"Hey dad!" "Hey future fucker!"

by future fucker March 17, 2012