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Fuckery

Strange yet intriguingly sexual or provactive witchcraft.
"WHAT SORTA FUCKERY IS THIS!?"
As the witch takes off her black robe wearing all black Victoria secrets casting a spell abraca dadra. Now kiki is born
by Fuckeverythingisfake September 8, 2019
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premeditated fuckery

The planned orchestration of foolishness and other behavior that is deceptive, illogical, or makes no sense, at all. Plotting, finessing, and schemining fuckery.
He tried to get me to go along with his premeditated fuckery, but he was just trying to finesse me out of some money
by Shay45 December 25, 2017
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Fuckery

1. Something worthless or of extremely low quality
2. A deceptive or insincere communication
1. I bought this lil' bit of fuckery at Best Buy and it's supposed to work, but wouldn't you know! Plug the thing in and I got an error message! Absolute waste.

2. I would have watched the State of the Union last night but that dickhead subjects us all to so much fuckery that you might as well watch a dog barking--he'll tell ya more about the "state of the Union."
by Buggery and Fuckery February 6, 2020
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indoor fuckery

During the Covid pandemic, when people ignore recommendations against mask wearing, social distancing and large gatherings, choose to get together indoors & increase the risk of spreading Covid to one another and others.
“Our county’s Covid numbers are increasing exponentially, we should get together for some indoor fuckery.”
by anonymous November 12, 2020
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Fuckery

The actions taken by Eddie and his friends when they get together. Usually aided by beer, bikes, and who the hell knows what else.
One thing that never fails to follow a night of fuckery is a hangover.
by Hmuru June 25, 2020
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Fuckery

The perceived accumulation of asinine bullshit, regardless of magnitude or duration, that isn't worth getting angry over, but is likely due to an idiot nearby who can't help but get you wrapped up in a bunch of dumb shit.
I've lost my patience for the fuckery, ___(insert name of offender)____.
by phurreal July 9, 2020
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Coiff-Fuckery

The phenomenon that happens the morning before your haircut when it turns out perfect making you question whether to cancel your haircut or keep it
My hair came out perfect and my appointment for a cut is tonight! Should I cancel? What kind of Coiff-fuckery is this?
by Francena August 11, 2020
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