front wedgie

Another name for a camel toe.

When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.

"Sweet Jesus, that slut give herself a damn fine front wedgie. Man I could count her pubes."

by Wizards Sleeve July 2, 2006

front runner

Any Yankees fan who has never lived in the New York area.

Dave Dailey, who has lived in Maryland all his life and is a Yankees fan, is a front runner.

by the jay October 7, 2004

front ass

Large,swollen labia, usually an angry red color.The result of intensive frigging, may be accompanied by the loss of urination ability.

Ethel frigged her front ass until it swelled completely shut when she saw you-know-who.

by Butterball Turkey March 10, 2003

Front rump

The butt like shape protruding from the front of some peoples pants.

Eeeeew! Look at the front rump on that fugly chick.

by aunty social April 8, 2006

Front Line

the front line i.e the love life

If someone asks you hows the fornt line sed person is enquiring about your love life

BOY : " Much occuring on the front line lately??
Girl : " went to the cinemas with this boy saturday but nothing happned "

by ronmx January 3, 2010

Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

Front Buns

The weird fat pocket above the genitals on Obese people. A lump of fat caused by tightly worn pants that resembles an ass. See Fupa

That fat bitch should not be wearing those Jeans! Everyone can see her nasty Front Buns!

Adam has Front Buns!

by Hawk1644 September 16, 2008