four door ford whore

Term coined by the Tourettes Guy on youtube

"If that slut was a car, she would be a four door ford whore!"

by SERTLS May 15, 2015

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010

Foul

When you think that sum not right

Teacher “Times up class”
Student “Bruh,That’s foul”

by •BhabieKay• December 13, 2017

fountain dining hall shit

the shit that happens 5 minutes after you eat at the esteemed fountain dining hall at NCSU

Man Bo-Vice i just got done eating like 5 minutes ago and now i guess its time for the fountain dining hall shit

by dasjfhsaduifha September 7, 2007

foul mouth

Someone who uses a lot of profanity and isn't even aware how offensive he/she is being.

V-Bo is always talking about how men clean their genitals and she sure likes to say the words 'bitch.' She is a foul mouth!

by ponyup May 19, 2009

party foul

Something that goes wrong at a party.

Often when someone spills or breaks or drops something at a party (often resulting in a mess or general spectacle), or when someone does something embarassing or dumb.

Usually accompanied by someone actually yelling, "Party Foul!" while everyone else laughs because they're drunk.

** Jake drops beer and spills it all over the floor.

Nick: PARTY FOUL!

by ninja girl June 28, 2004

fountain drink

A soft drink that you usually get from fast food places. It is a combanation of chemicals that make it taste fresher.

"Damn, I left my fountain drink out for so long that all the ice has melted"

by Wade666 April 6, 2008