Ass-Flange is used to describe someones anus, when they have not wiped the feaces from it proerly after excretion, and therefore left feaces hanging from the anus.As a result,the feaces pertrude out from beyond he buttocks, some-what resembling the pertruding fashion of the labia minora, (Flange), of the female genitalia.
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Get the flangita mug.Pertains to the female of the species.Entails that no matter how many men she has slept with.And How "loose" she is considered by her peers.She always seems to have control(pussy whipping power)over the male she is currently with.It is said,she has enough experience in the sack to have been a Prostititute.Some even say she could go into this profession,or use it as a fall back career.In all truth,regardless of the number of lovers,she can always get it tight enough to keep her man in check.It is said she has a flange that will always make it tight enough for any man,regardless of size.To keep him happy. And she was born to be a prostitute.Because she posses the equipment to do the job well.
Friend - " man she's fucked half the hood @ this block party!"
Friend 2 - " yeah,I mean she's fucked most of Second Ward
Friend - " but sam(her current bf) said she's got the prostitute flange.So he's always in good.
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Trick 1 - " I got to find that bitch Brandy again.She's got that magic flange."
Trick 2 - " I heard she's stripping down the block.And most likely for 40 a pop"
Trick 1 - " well let's go see.We can get a free lunch from the Club.And I'll just fuck her afterwords."
Friend 2 - " yeah,I mean she's fucked most of Second Ward
Friend - " but sam(her current bf) said she's got the prostitute flange.So he's always in good.
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Trick 1 - " I got to find that bitch Brandy again.She's got that magic flange."
Trick 2 - " I heard she's stripping down the block.And most likely for 40 a pop"
Trick 1 - " well let's go see.We can get a free lunch from the Club.And I'll just fuck her afterwords."
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The first flange was baked in 1736 (that's just after 25 minutes to six) by Mrs Helen Highwater of Wales. This original flange was cooked to a prehistoric Italian recipe, using a simple combination of copper and iron. Today, the copper and iron flange is called Flange Lorraine or Flance Margharitta, both of which mean "plain and boring, somewhat tasteless, but nevertheless cheap and therefore relatively good value for money flange".
Mrs Highwater fed the original flange to her favourite robotic sheep, LLangchgoch-
gowbylloflen-
ogocgochgoch-
llanllanlllan. The sheep, together with the remains of the flange, can be seen in the International Museum of Flanges in the United States city of Baghdad.
The development of the flange was slow at first, until the Great Staple Crisis of 1987, which led to the establishment of the LLangochgochllogowbyllof
llenogochgochgochllanl
lanllllllllan Flange Export Company. The flange was simultaneously patented by Microsoft, Apple computer, Wikimedia, Mozilla and Coca Cola in the USA, but in the rest of the world is manufacturered solely by anyone.
The first flange was baked in 1736 (that's just after 25 minutes to six) by Mrs Helen Highwater of Wales. This original flange was cooked to a prehistoric Italian recipe, using a simple combination of copper and iron. Today, the copper and iron flange is called Flange Lorraine or Flance Margharitta, both of which mean "plain and boring, somewhat tasteless, but nevertheless cheap and therefore relatively good value for money flange".
Mrs Highwater fed the original flange to her favourite robotic sheep, LLangchgoch-
gowbylloflen-
ogocgochgoch-
llanllanlllan. The sheep, together with the remains of the flange, can be seen in the International Museum of Flanges in the United States city of Baghdad.
The development of the flange was slow at first, until the Great Staple Crisis of 1987, which led to the establishment of the LLangochgochllogowbyllof
llenogochgochgochllanl
lanllllllllan Flange Export Company. The flange was simultaneously patented by Microsoft, Apple computer, Wikimedia, Mozilla and Coca Cola in the USA, but in the rest of the world is manufacturered solely by anyone.
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ive been sunbathing and i burnt i flangee, now it looks like a slice of watermelon
ive been sunbathing and i burnt i flangee, now it looks like a slice of watermelon
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