first degree

A synonym for the highest level of retardation.
Normally used in a joking manner between friends.

I have a friend who really enjoys bashing his head into a wall for fun; me and my other friends call him FIRST DEGREE.

by LegendB1 April 10, 2016

First catch of the day

The first pee in the morning. The first morning urine.

Pathologist: When was the last time you went to the toilet?
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.

by Bebang March 26, 2011

clown fiesta

A confusing mess of a situation.

Popularized by the League of Legends gaming community to describe particularly sloppy team fights.

Related words: Clusterf--k, Mess, Snafu, Balagan

We tried to Black Friday shopping, but we were all so drunk that all we came home with was a box of doughnuts and 5 copies of the Spongebob movie. It was a total clown fiesta.

Teemo just flashed into their entire team and got destroyed. The rest of our team ran in after him. What a clown fiesta.

With Trump in the White House, the next 4-8 years of American politics are going to be a clown fiesta.

by doubledevil December 7, 2016

firstable

What an idiot says instead of First Of All.

Firstable, I am a fuck whit that doesn’t understand English so your argument is invalid

by DumbAsses November 12, 2014

Love At First Sight

When you fall in "love" after only glancing at someone.
See also lust.

Boy sees girl. Boy falls in like.

by Sabishii211 May 11, 2004

firestronautics

a firestronaut is a man or woman who fights fires on
space stations, the moon (in enclosed spaces), or other assorted oxygen-rich
extraterrestrial settings.

I'm a firestronaut; I entered the field of firestronautics because I wanted to be both a fireman and an astronaut

by Horace Pinkerton December 28, 2005

First Issue

Semen

A male's first discharge of jizz by way of any sexual act

We are so proud, Sandeep produced his first issue at scout camp this weekend

by Mr Mong November 25, 2004