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Porkage Fee

It’s that thing where a couple wants to come over for dinner, but you only like the wife. So, you hang out with them for a couple of dinner dates, but in return, get to fuck the wife. That’s a Porkage Fee.
He only wants to talk about fishing and 2004 Mahtomedi varsity hockey games. But I let them come hang out a few times because she’s hot and the Porkage Fee was worth it.
mugGet the Porkage Feemug.

foe-fee

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Leaving Fee

The price a pimp tells his hoe she is taxed when she leaves as a taxation for breaking loyalty and respect. In some ways like a deposit.
The bitch fagged off so she had to pay the leaving fee of 10k
by KingP2018$ August 24, 2018
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Fee fur

Something you say when an unfortunate event occurs.
Steve: I locked myself out of my house yesterday. Then I finally got in, and saw that my dog had crapped all throughout the house because I couldn't get in to let him outside.

Danny: Fee fur.
by BaseHit5 December 22, 2009
mugGet the Fee furmug.

Gringo Fees

Additional fees incurred in Central and South America by those of European-Decent for being white and foreign. (Namely Americans and Canadians) The opposite of Local's pricing. (They have other words that this author is uncomfortable using for non-white Americans and Canadians)
"Hey Man, I'm a local, don't try to give me those Gringo Fees"

"Is that the price for locals, or is that the Gringo Fee/Price?"
by youowememoney December 15, 2018
mugGet the Gringo Feesmug.

Passers Fee

When you load a blunt/joint/bowl/bong/and other form of smokage and hit it an extra time because you're the one who provided the smoke.
Person 1: Why do you always hit than an extra time?
Person 2: "Passers Fee" fool!
by ParisAscent May 10, 2016
mugGet the Passers Feemug.

Fee’s

This party wack as fuck man where the Fee’s at ???
by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020
mugGet the Fee’smug.

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