farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 17, 2005

rock farmer

A person who grows rocks with chemical and water. When big enough, he sells it to people in Toronto.

Nate Bosscher is a rock farmer

by Mrhulkbrokefyakey July 24, 2011

Poon Farmer

Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants

Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest

by BlackSteel December 2, 2010

jackson farmer

Jackson farmer is a name givein to anyone who likes to grow plants and shoot guns

Your such a jackson farmer bob

by Tevgxfkf October 4, 2017

Dairy farmer

Someone who fakes an injury to get of work

Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office

Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer

by Blip dog August 13, 2019

Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

farmer-fix

making a repair using something non- permanent and looking quite shoddy in the end. But it works, possibly for years.

"Remember that lock we farmer-fixed? I use it everyday and keep thinking I should do it properly, but what the hell, it works!"
repaired unfucked cannabalized

by gasoline 2 November 29, 2013