exploded ham

Another term for bacon bits.

Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.

by giraffe-o May 31, 2007

exploiter

A person who exploits an unfair advantage, typically in an online game.

See Fender

Fender is a dervish exploiter.

by IAMSODOT March 17, 2004

Explosive Diarrhea

To have diarrhea that is so compact and air tight in your anal cavity, that as soon is your buns touch the seat, your asshole explodes like a 12-gauge shotgun and you can hear the cries of 1000 virgins as the shit flies from your ass.

"Tom got so nervous before his big show he had explosive diarrhea and shit all over himself."

by Bofish December 22, 2008

American Express

A bank for the wealthy. Charge Cards. Pay off in full every month. Not meant for poor people

American Express Being Defined as a bank for the wealthy. "Damn dude did you see that guy with his Amex Gold? Nah dude that's a platinum or is it the rare centurion?". "Sarah has a gold amex, no it's her daddies credit card. Plunk factor- the sound of your metal credit card hitting the counter as you flex on the cashier. Flex value- first used by Brian Jung, To flex on poor people with your metal credit card so you can cut butter with it - Ask Sebby

by JP Morgan By Chase March 15, 2019

Timmy Experience

When nothing goes your way and you hate yourself.

Friend 1: "Hey how are you doing today?"
Friend 2: "I'm having the Timmy Experience."
Friend 1: "Tough"

by Oropez October 28, 2021

Indecent exposure

To publicly expose a reproductive organ

I was at the park and a bee flew up my pants so I got scared took my pants off but then a kid saw me and I got charged with indecent exposure

by (****()) August 25, 2022

Exploding penis

Within Minecraft, this is an alternate name for a "creeper", so-called because it looks like a penis (a green one) and it explodes when it gets close to you.

Watch out, exploding penis to your left!

by TheSophera December 6, 2010