When you ask someone if you were "employed" last night, it typically refers to receiving either a "handjob" or "blowjob" or some other type of "job" you could obtain over night.
Man: "Yo Dude! Did you get employed last night?!?"
Dude: "Yeah Man, got an amazing blowjob last night!"
Dude: "Yeah Man, got an amazing blowjob last night!"
by TheGiant November 18, 2014
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A politician who seeks public office, purporting to hold a certain se of beliefs, but in reality Is nothing more than pandering simpleton.
by heavymongo September 3, 2012
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lobbyist for the restaurant, hotel, alcohol, and cigarette companies. "Defeat the Debt, another 501(c)(3), is supposedly organized by the Employment Policies Institute ALSO created by Berman & Co.
The Employment Policies Institute is not an institute, in the sense that it doesn't conduct research or perform services to the public. All it does is recycle American Enterprise Institute talking points under a false flag. Berman & Co. has a very large number of "institutes" or organizations, usually little information about the funding or affiliations. It cites "articles" which are letters to the editor published by a "senior economic analyst" at the "Employment Policies Institute," etc.
The "studies" are not peer-reviewed, but they take a long time to download (they're PDF files, naturally). The "doctors" are merely Ph.D. holders in an unrelated field spouting glibertarian theories. All in all, another front for wingnut welfare.
lobbyist for the restaurant, hotel, alcohol, and cigarette companies. "Defeat the Debt, another 501(c)(3), is supposedly organized by the Employment Policies Institute ALSO created by Berman & Co.
The Employment Policies Institute is not an institute, in the sense that it doesn't conduct research or perform services to the public. All it does is recycle American Enterprise Institute talking points under a false flag. Berman & Co. has a very large number of "institutes" or organizations, usually little information about the funding or affiliations. It cites "articles" which are letters to the editor published by a "senior economic analyst" at the "Employment Policies Institute," etc.
The "studies" are not peer-reviewed, but they take a long time to download (they're PDF files, naturally). The "doctors" are merely Ph.D. holders in an unrelated field spouting glibertarian theories. All in all, another front for wingnut welfare.
The Employment Policies Institute is a phony organization created in 1991 by Richard Berman, the principal of Berman & Co. It is little more than a website.
The Wikipedia entry for the "Employment Policies Institute" was obviously written by someone affiliated with the institute. Essentially devoted to ending the minimum wage (among other issues), it includes a section taking the 501(c)(3)'s position on a study, and then cites a "paper" by that same entity as "proof." This is the sort of bullshit we have come to expect from Berman & Co.
The Wikipedia entry for the "Employment Policies Institute" was obviously written by someone affiliated with the institute. Essentially devoted to ending the minimum wage (among other issues), it includes a section taking the 501(c)(3)'s position on a study, and then cites a "paper" by that same entity as "proof." This is the sort of bullshit we have come to expect from Berman & Co.
by Sorry, the good guys lost September 11, 2010
Get the Employment Policies Institute mug.Someone who is having temporary memory shut down, often occurs after a night of drinking or gettin stoned, staring into space often occurs when diagnosed with empty headedness!
by TheDon March 5, 2004
Get the empty head mug.Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.
Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
by coal trout November 15, 2019
Get the Home depot employees mug.the large garbage bags that sit in the corner at a party. these bags will be filled with empty alcohol containers ("empties") such as busch light cans or majorska jugs. once the empties bag is full and the party is over, member of the party will fly down a side road and throw the bags in the air in such a way that they crash all over the road, and it is usually followed by someone yelling bink or i aint goin back to jail. the next day the ones who threw the bags will go back and visit the cans or jugs all over the road and laugh.
"yo i just threw mad empties bags on hopper, it was epic"
"we get crunk, off beer, its busch light, EMPTIES BAGS" (sung to the tune of we fly high)
"yo mayn fill up the bags, i got empties on my mind"
"we get crunk, off beer, its busch light, EMPTIES BAGS" (sung to the tune of we fly high)
"yo mayn fill up the bags, i got empties on my mind"
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