electromonkey

A monkey who has ADHD, hyped up on a quart of Red Bull shots, and has a high powered fire hose. It is also inside of a Tesla cage, a metal cage charged with 20,000 volts of electricity that can only go outside of the cage, not in. This arrangement produces a highly random series of lightning bolts in all directions. The speed at which the monkey moves has been known to violate Einstein's theory of relativity by breaking the speed of light barrier. With the inclusion of a small black hole, the monkey then has infinite negative mass and infinite negative gravity, so nothing, not even light, can reach the monkey to destroy it. Electromonkeys are best suited for unleashing on internet trolls or perverts in chat rooms.

You: Why hello. How are you today?

Troll: asl?

You: UNLEASH THE ELECTROMONKEY!

Troll: lolwut? That's so stupi- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN AND AGONY!

by geek² January 7, 2011

electrobarbs

Is a deck in clash royale, that makes you the biggest queer ever. It consists of defense, and ebarbs, and egiant if you use it you most likely are a psychopath and should be given the death sentence by getting pricked to death with needles.

Electrobarbs are so annoying.

by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

Supplies election

A democratic voting process to nominate and install a leader to manage ongoing resources.

Also, an Asian term for an unexpected stiffy.

Australian man: "How will we decide who will order the popcorn from now on?"
Asian man: "Supplies election?"
Australian man: "Great idea. Crikey, where'd your boner come from?"

by ThePonderer November 8, 2016

Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.

Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election

by Dave November 2, 2004

Electronicore

A highly original and emerging musical subgenre that combines elements of post-hardcore/metalcore/hardcore subgenres with those of the electronica genre for an amazing style of sound.

The best electronicore band is Sky Eats Airplane.

by silent_platypus May 30, 2008

ELECTROCOCK

Its an electronic ring that goes around the penis to give the female a small but sensual shock to enhance pleasure during sex.

Last night when i used my electrocock i gave my girlfriend an orgasim for the first time.

by jhg September 3, 2007

Electro

abbreviation short for the genre of music called electro boogie or electro funk from the 1980's. commonly misused to abbreviate the genre of music electro house.

Person 1: Electro is awesome.
Person 2: Really? I didn't know people still listened to that.
Person 1: What are you talking about? Haven't you heard of feed me or wolfgang gartner?
Person 2: That's electro house not electro.

by brichards719 August 29, 2012