Drunken Righty

An unattractive girl who is off-putting enough to make a man choose his right hand over hitting on her even when he is drunk. In extreme cases, the girl may defined as a Shitfaced Righty

- "That 'girl' was all over you last night, you hook up"
- "No, she was a Drunken Righty, even after a half rack, I decided to rub one out instead"

by EBJJBE March 31, 2011

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drunken friending

The act of requesting friends with mutual friends on Facebook while under the influence of alcohol. Also known as FUI or Friending under the influence.

She awoke to several Facebook notifications of new friends as she had been drunken friending the night before.
Due to Facebook drunken friending he had several friends he had no recollection of acquiring (and didn't know who the hell they were).

by Sharic May 17, 2011

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Drunken facebook creep

Some one who drinks far too much daily and creeps on girls on Facebook

Gary drank 2 bottles of whiskey on his own and was looking at Sams holiday photos - what a drunken Facebook creep

by Troell Smith August 1, 2011

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drunken chip bandit

Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.

May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.

You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"

Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."

DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"

by youngjeasy December 14, 2011

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