Definitions by EBJJBE

Hepfecta 

One who has acquired all three forms of hepatitis - A, B, and C.

I didn't have the heart to tell my friend that his girlfriend had completed the hepfecta during her college days in Detroit.

Hepfecta by EBJJBE March 31, 2011

Drunken Righty 

An unattractive girl who is off-putting enough to make a man choose his right hand over hitting on her even when he is drunk. In extreme cases, the girl may defined as a Shitfaced Righty

- "That 'girl' was all over you last night, you hook up"
- "No, she was a Drunken Righty, even after a half rack, I decided to rub one out instead"

Drunken Righty by EBJJBE March 31, 2011