Diogenesis

The personal achievement of a state where you no longer give a single fuck about anything that doesn’t truly matter. Inspired by Diogenes, the ancient Greek philosopher and professional troll, Diogenesis is the ultimate bullshit filter: a way of life rooted in radical honesty, joyful nihilism, and weaponized absurdity.
When you reach Diogenesis, you stop performing for society and start living shamelessly and freely.

She's walking barefoot into a corporate meeting with a can of beans and no resume. Absolute Diogenesis.

by NakedEdmund April 28, 2025

Dookenheimer

Where you have diarrhea and pss on it making it look like an explosion

I just pulled a dookenheimer in the woods

by Seniormonkey September 21, 2025

Dooger

Dog boogers, simple as that

Joe: Why is the nose of the dog always wet?
Schmoe: it emits doogers

by Fakely October 25, 2025

Mickey dooen

To stick one's thumb up a chic's bum whilst in the doggy postion.

Picture riding a motobike racing through mountains or racing round a track like mickey dooen.

by lukebrumm April 18, 2008

google doogan

a person who is book smart and claims to know everything but really don't know squat

my friend was a being a google doogan when he tried to take over the conversation

by Monty Grail April 19, 2018

oogey doogey

Can mean anything, but is used as a verb

I oogied ya mamas doogey last nite.

How u feel bout...Oogey doogey!

by Yoogeyface340 June 27, 2022

chug a doogan

The act of sucking a dick. falacio

I felt like I needed to chug a doogan after listening to that gay ass song.

The coug chuged my doogan last night!

by e 1337 July 23, 2007