bean dive

going down on a mexican

that guy really likes to bean dive his hispanic girlfriend

by dan May 28, 2006

The Dive

The man’s scalp is smoothly shaved down using lemon juice, coconut oil, and a half pound of home made butter. He then suits up with his roller skates and sets up his diving board for action, but not before lathering his body from the eyebrows down with molasses syrup for friction and so the scalp is favored as the slippery dome and centerpiece of the malicious act. He then looks his victim straight in the ass while he’s tied face down, rear up squirming for help. The man begins to read the Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs to his victim so they both can regurgitate before things really get started. After a couple chapters, the man deeply lathers the victims ass and genitals. He then sets candles up strategically around the victim in a circle, resembling his very own slippery scalp. He then applies the most flammable substance on earth,chlorine trifluoride, to his neck up the center of his scalp and lights it with the nearest candle! He rollerskates viciously to the diving board and leaps head first into the ass of the victim! At this point they’re both in the most terrible pain of their lives, and will remember this feeling even after death. The diver spins on his head with his toes in the air causing a flaming drill sensation in the asshole and stomach of the victim, leaving a giant bloody hole where his ass used to be. He then rubs sardine infested cream cheese in his face, and repeats the entire act until the victim has just barely a head remaining.

Poor Joey fell victim to the dive, he didn’t deserve that.... nobody does.

by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018

desolate dive

The best spell in Hollow Knight. Obtained after the Soul Master boss fight in Soul Sanctum.

Desolate dive > vengeful spirit

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 2, 2020

Dolphin Shot/Dive

While sprinting in Black Ops, you go prone, but fly through the air, landing on the ground, and killing whoever is in your way. You also look awesome in the KillCam.

Max: James just did a Dolphin Shot/Dive on me.

Eric: That's gay.

by ThroughThWall November 15, 2010

a five dive

When fists insert the anal cavity.

Sheila is great at taking a five dive.

by Einahpets19790853789 April 22, 2018

rack dive

The act of diving onto someone's rack with the intention of messing it up

Jacob did a sick rack dive and screwed up francis' rack right before inspection.

by doggiemoon July 28, 2008

High Five Scuba Dive

This is when you ask someone to high five you but you put your arm in a wave motion and touch their cheek twice with your index finger or you can give them a slap. Slaps are most common. This is usually used within the UK.

Johnny: Hey Bob! High Five!
Bob: *lifts hand in the air preparing for high fave*
Johnny: *moves hand in wavy motion around Bobs hand and slaps or touches Bobs face and says Scubadive*
Bob: WTF MAN!

Drew: High Five
Bob: K
Drew: Scubadive!
Bob: WTF

Jimbo: HIGH FIVE SCUBA DIVE!

by UK's Greatest October 22, 2009