Dirt Wag

a snitch, a dirty person (not sexual)

Person 1: "You're SUCH a dirt wag!"

Person 2: "No, I'm not!!"

by Labba Labba October 21, 2010

Dirt Bucket

The ass hole. The bung hole. The anus. The rectum.

Frank drilled my dirt bucket last night. I can't shit today.

Someone emptied their dirt bucket in that bathroom. It's bad.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Dirt Clots

Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.

I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.

Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.

I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Dirt Snatch

A whored out pussy that is engulfed with various STDs including, but not limited to, the clap, the herps, raging gonorrhea, etc.

"Dude I fucked Kylen this weekend."
-"Man that bitch got a DIRT SNATCH!!!!!"

by Eric DeBold Will Bleum Noah White February 27, 2008

Dirt Burglars

Derogatory term for the University of Oklahoma, it's students and/or alumni. Based on the fact that a 'Sooner' is someone who cheated and jumped the gun when the US government gave away the useless land that makes up the state in 1889.

We're going to Dallas this weekend to watch our team kick the living crap out of the Dirt Burglars.

by LA Longhorn October 15, 2009

hard dirt

The really hard piece of poop that won't come out.

I cried while I was pooping because that hard dirt just wouldn't come out!

by laurene716 May 25, 2011

Dirt slut

Not to be confused with "dirty slut". This type of slut annihilates all hope for humanity.

Joe: "Bro, that slam was a fucking

dirt slut, she went ass-to-mouth.

Jack: "No, dude, I have an ex that snorted a line of cum off a table for some coke once".

by Beer for my horses August 20, 2013