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jesus tap dancing christ

Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.
Jesus tap dancing christ Martha ! Bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.
by jeffbo April 29, 2009
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Jesus Tap Dancing Christ

A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.

Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!

Little Billy: Hey Sally!

*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*

Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!

*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
by PwnCakez November 8, 2009
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lauren dancing

To dance by sticking out your exaggerated ghetto booty, and shake uncontrollably.
person 1: wow that girl out there is lauren dancing
person 2: i know right? were do you get a butt like that?
by 7876 June 22, 2010
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Fuck dancing party

A party where everybody gets naked and fuck dances.
To fuck dance a man and woman dance together naked with the man's pecker in the woman's pussy.
by Deep blue 2012 October 8, 2009
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hxc dancing

a thoroughly idiotic-looking version of moshing. involves flailing of arms. also involves getting slaughtered if done at a metal gig.
hxc dancing:
Look at that fucking kid!!
*much blood and guts ensues*
by funnylittleman August 9, 2008
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line dancing

key cause of inbreeding in the Southern United States.
We wuz line dancin' and drinkin' moonshine; next thing I know I'm wakin' up in my cousin's trailer!
by Rick August 8, 2003
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dancing

Max 300? They call this dancing?
by dress3d2k1ll July 11, 2006
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