ranch dipper

A fat country girl who sleeps around

Did you see the girl on party down south? She's a ranch dipper!!

by Vincenzo925 October 5, 2015

Wet Desperation

When someone pulls you aside while you're on your way to the bathroom and you feel liquid running down your leg hoping that it's pee

Dude I had wet desperation when Rick pulled me aside to talk.

by TheMagicTy February 29, 2016

danish dipper

When you’re taking a shit and your dick dips in the water.

Bro 1: Bro I was taking cranky shit and done danish dippered myself!

Bro 2: Aw man I hate when that happens!

by TylerGrape January 26, 2023

Hair-tie desperation

When you seem to have lost all hair accessories and very badly need to keep your hair out of your face. When having a case of hair-tie desperation, the affected will use nearly any accessory and/or item in place of hair-ties or head bands. This sometimes works fir the affected and other times ends in a complete fashion disaster.

Girl One: Hey, where'd you get that head band? I''ve never seen one with that shape.
Girl Two: It's actually a neck-tie my mum bought for some random project she was working on. I had a major case of hair-tie desperation and it actually looks kind of cute.
Girl One: Nice.

by writer_chick97 September 1, 2013

That last desperation

When you have drunk the whole bottle of water or a beverage, it always appears to have a drop leftover in the bottom of the container. That drop of drink is considered as the best portion, but u just can't drink it because of the fucking surface tension

George: "Dude I can't drink the last drop of my coke godammit, it's That Last Desperation!"
Tom : "Don't even start that shit to ruin my mood of this day u dick."

by Your gf's boy Jowey April 17, 2018

Alaskan Cum Dipper

This game consists of 5 black men and 5 white men.
To start have the 10 men cum in a bowl and mix it into a cake mixing.
For dinner use the cum frost as frosting to a cake when done slap all your dicks against it.
If all guys can break the cake in under 5 minutes they don't have to eat it.
If they don't its time to suck and gobble up everything.

For extra points do it while having anal sex ;)

me and my boys did the Alaskan Cum Dipper challenge.
Ben had to eat the cum cake.

by PXburnout November 26, 2021

double dipper

A person capable of having physical, romantic, and sexual attraction attractions towards both sexes.

After seeing Sarah with both a girlfriend and a boyfriend; it was apparent she was a double dipper.

by Zythe Xero April 9, 2006