Michael deesenuts

The act of ejaculating on the testicles of a man called michael

Person 1:"I met a man named Michael"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that work out?"

Person 1: "we did a Michael deesenuts"

by Michael_deesenuts December 25, 2021

daniel deaver

Bro this dude the sexiest mf known to man. Beat his schlong all day in 6th p PE. We be fuckin around and he pull his shmeat out and start jerking like OHHHH MY GAWWD *vine boom vine boom* OHHH MY GAWWDD.

Person 1: Who tf is daniel deaver?
person 2: Only the sexiest cracker known to man my guy.

by :skull_emoji: June 1, 2022

Don't Think It Too Deeper

A grammatically incorrect sentence

Santi, don't think it too deeper

by DatsSk8erBoi October 9, 2017

oh deeee

Oh Dick!

as in, OH DICK! (pretaining to your mom riding this king ding!)

by Dav0r October 10, 2003

deekerish

I word describing something Pedo-erotic in nature. Usually a false incontinence story that involves "diaper punishment". Born from the teen baby/Adult Baby/diaper lover lifestyle. Deeker is a horrible website and does not deserve to live. Infanitlists are not pedos

"That story is Deekerish dude! What is your mom doing to you?"

by coricaman August 4, 2007

John Deere

name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions

that piece of shit John Deere can eat my shit

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo

The best thing in the entire world!
Once a person has experienced it, they will constantly crave it. Especially after a long night of drinking and partying. It's even better if you use hellmanns.

Hey Amy, lets go for some oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo!

by Atessa September 16, 2008