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Actin Backwards

When someone is seen as a liar, Cheater, Abusive, obsessive, or crazy by their spouse..Also when someone Disrespects , Gets irrational , Becomes aggressive , or does anything unappropiate towards someone else.
Woman: I know your CHEATING on me !!!!

Man: How is that ?

Woman: Because My friend wENT on myspace and said she saw a picture of you kissing a girl...

Man:Bitch why are u Actin Backwards ? I don't even have myspace.
by kRoNiK GuRu November 3, 2009
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high speed backwards

A men's hairstyle in which all of the hair is greasily matted forward, as if forced that way after the person travelled backwards extremely quickly. Not done in an intentionally stylish way, the High Speed Backwards (or HSB) can be found on ragged old men or the homeless.
That raggedy-looking dude is sporting a SERIOUS high speed backwards.
by db April 23, 2005
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jackwards

1. Crazy!!! Zany!!! Wow!!!!

2.Ludicrously comical; clownish.
"That shit is jackwards!"
by kim April 16, 2005
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Clown's Hat On Backwards

Where a guy holds a girl in the reverse pile driver position and while the guy is standing up holding the girl he takes a shit on the ground at the same time the girl has her period all over his face. Once the guy is done taking his shit he drops her face into the shit.
"Hey Sean I heard you did a Clown's Hat On Backwards with your girlfriend last night"
"Yeah dude it was legit I cant wait to do it again!"
"Can i come and watch?"
"Sure man bring your whore with you too and I can teach you how to do it."
by Sick Man 04 January 23, 2010
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backwards shit

Simon was feeling anxious because his morning shit was overdue and traditional squat and drop wasn't working. He was feeling dangerous, so committed himself to a backwards shit.
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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Backwards Manhattan

A sex act, involving a Vodka drink and reverse cow girl. The act shall contain no forward facing sex or whiskey drinks.
This girl wanted to Backwards Manhattan me last night but I told her "NO WAY, I'm not dumping out my Jameson and Ginger Ale".

I wanted to send pics of my Backwards Manhattan last night but the chocolate used in the Martinis got all over my fingers when I used it for lube during doggystyle with that sorority chick.
by Little Feller September 29, 2010
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shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.
Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.
by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011
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