carelis

Carelis is complicated. She doesn't know what she wants. She just wants all your love and affection and if you ever, ever find a Carelis, keep her they're really hard to find. I mean yea, maybe she's a bitch but she's nice and caring. She is confused girl in a really big world. But, she's a wonderful person, she just needs a self-confidence boost if you don't help her, she might do something she will regret. #lovecarelis

Carelis is so special but weird and funny at the same time!
I wish Carelis was my friend.

by Lely4835 January 18, 2018

Take care of myself

To masturbate.

I was feeling horny so I took out my vibrator and went to the room to take care of myself.

by J. Freka June 2, 2018

So now you care!

The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.

"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"

Guy's version:

"Hey dude. What's up?"

"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"

"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."

by Nidamric July 15, 2008

I don't care

Indicates that the speaker has no interest or emotional investment in the topic at hand.

Guy 1- My grandma died :(
Guy 2- I don't care

by You stupid. March 18, 2022

care picha

is Costa Rican expression to call a person "dick face"

eres un "care picha"

by daniel alajuela October 5, 2010

Health care

Something 90% of Americans never get

European: I broke my leg. Ambulance took me to the hospital and I got my leg fixed. I also received physiotherapy and I didn't pay a dime thanks to the public insurance (public health care).
American: *confused confusing confusion*

by Confused american unga bunga March 14, 2021

care machine

If you proclaim yourself to be a care machine about something, you are showing that you have an extreme sarcastic caring of the situation at hand.

Wow, I'm a real f'ing care machine about it. Really.

by Bret0614 May 10, 2007