DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.

The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.

The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.

by Cilantro January 18, 2021

slut crutch

Term for a person that is being used sexuality to avoid emotional pain.

"You and Charlie seem pretty close, how's it going ?"
"Oh we're not serious she's just my slut crutch "

by BakedJavlin November 25, 2021

Cole Cruts

If you see this ever ily.

D: Hey Cole ily!
Cole: HELL YEA
Cole Cruts is the most amazing funny kid I've ever met in my entire life. We don't talk much we sit on complete opposite sides of class but I love you.

by d0mmm October 25, 2022

Meta crutcher

Someone who crutches on whatever the current meta is in a video game. Whether it be op or ez to use weapons or vehicles.

What a meta crutcher using a T80BVM like the rest of the NPCs to get ez cheap kills requiring little to no skill.

by Sol Goodman Su22 April 20, 2023

phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch

Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!

by The Double E February 27, 2024